Posted 9 years ago

justdontwordshurt:

I’m so sorry. I’m so fucking sorry. For bothering you, for being moody, for being a mess, for being too much to handle. I always fuck things up.

Posted 9 years ago
Posted 9 years ago

hyourinmaruice:

caseythesalamancer:

pokemallow:

do yoU EVER GET SO UPSET THAT FICITIONAL CAHRACCTESRS HAVE THE SAME AGE AS YOU AND THEYVE GONE ON SUCH MAGICAL ADNVETURES AND YOU HAVENT????

What do you mean?  You went on all of those adventures with them, didn’t you?

That is the best answer ever

Posted 9 years ago

bussykiller:

barack-obottm:

gonna give u something special this christmas…. my dick in a box

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Posted 9 years ago

smercurial:

spaceforceranger:

gs-goldstarz:

kropotkindersurprise:

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

#the freedom bird has rejected him

I think we should decide our president this way. If the Freedom Bird accepts you, you’re the president.

Wasn’t that the plot of a Gravity Falls episode?

Posted 9 years ago

justthefangirl:

jaffaarchfiend:

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

@justthefangirl @thelulusoldier behold your dorks in action. 

*Pets the screen* Precious babus….

Posted 9 years ago
Posted 9 years ago

And ya kill him

Posted 9 years ago

The boy cries ya a sweater of tears

Posted 9 years ago